Kid Txt Joke
October 10, 2008A kid was showing a bathroom scale to his friend.
Friend: What is it?
Kid: I don’t know, but when Mommy and Daddy stand on it, it
makes them mad.
Question and Answer Txt Joke
Question: How do you know when you have a weight problem?
Answer: When you’re standing on a street corner, dressed in
your red, white and blue dress, and a little old lady comes up
forces your lips opens and shoves a letter into your mouth.
Sign SMS Txt Joke
PARISH BULLETIN SIGN:
Rummage sale tomorrow!
Good chance to get rid of things not worth keeping!
Boyfriends accepted!
Flight Attendant Txt Joke
First time ko sa plane. Flight attendant gives me gum to keep ears
from popping at high altitude. I’m too embarrassed to ask, how do
i get it out of my ears?
SMS Txt Joke
I went to Fil-Estate to buy a condo unit. I told them “What can you
show me for P50,000?”. They showed me the door. Upakan ko
talaga sila!
Misis Txt Joke
October 9, 2008Gago1: Ang misis ko ang sarap humalik!
Gago2: Alam ko, kasi nahalikan ko na rin!
HOLLYWOOD Txt Joke
PSSST, HOLLYWOOD SECRET! Did you know that Titanic was
shot in Lucio Tan’s swimming pool?
Lucio Tan Txt Joke
Lucion Tan reported to the police that his Volvo had gone out of
control and smashed half a dozen cars before it could be
stopped…inside his garage.
Lucio Tan Txt MSM Joke
Lucio Tan caught his 7-years old son lighting a cigarette with a
1,000 bill. Lucio: How many times have i told you you’re too
young to smoke!
Ogie and Michelle Txt Joke
Ogie: Pasko na sinta ko
Michelle: wow how sweet!
Ogie: Say something matching, dear!
Michelle: Sure…pasko na sinto-sinto!
Rosalinda Txtjoke
October 8, 2008ROSALINDA: Kuya gusto mo maging bit player sa telesine ko?
Fan: Oo! Oo! Oo!
Next day binibitbit ni gaga yung makeup box ni Rosalinda.
FERNANDO JOSE Txt SMS Joke
ROSALINDA: Alam ko taksil ka. Galing ka nanaman sa babae!
FERNANDO JOSE: wala akong babae!
ROSALINDA: Sigurado ka?
FERNANDO JOSE: yes mama, flis, huwag mo akong sahktahn!
Rosalinda Txt Joke
ROSALINDA: Darling umaandar ang radyo natin kahit gabi na!
FERNANDO JOSE: Nakasaksak siya, mi amor.
ROSALINDA: E akala ko AM siya?
Rosalinda Txt SMS Joke
1 day sa megamall…
ROSALINDA: Potato chips…chips ahoy…chippy…
SALESGIRL: Ano Hinahanap ninyo?
ROSALINDA: Meron Ba silicone chips? Baka mas muro d2 sa pinas.
Erap SMS Txt Joke
Erap went to Makati but coudn’t remember where he parked his car.
Man on street: why don’t you take the bus?
Erap: Di pwede, di kasya sa garahe ko, ano!
Cheap Txt Tongue Twister
October 2, 2008I do like cheap sea trips
Cheap sea trips on ships
i like to be the deep blue sea
When the ship she rolls and dips.
Father Txt SMS Twister
I’d rather lather father
Than father lather me
When father lathers
he lathers rather free.
Modifier Txt Twister
How can a modifiying modifier modifying another modifier
modify? A modifying modifier modifying another modifier can
modify if the modifying modifier modifies.
Trouble Txt Tongue Twister
Better never trouble trouble intil trouble troubles you for you only
make your trouble-double when you do.
