Txtjoke 34
August 29, 2008Please encircle the way you wear your hair:
a. parted
b. unparted
c. departed
Txt Joke 32
Si chekwa nag arrive sa NAIA.
Officer: Pangalan?
Chekwa: Sneeze
Officer: Chinese name mo?
Chekwa: No, Kano name lang.
Officer: Ano real name mo?
Chekwa: Ha Ching
Txt Jokes 33
Elevator operator at Shangri-La Mall got tired of being asked
the time so she hung a clock. Now verybody asks her if it’s the
right time.
Txt Joke 31
Psychiatrist: Give up smoking!
Patient: Will that help me?
Psychiatrist: No, but it will help me, you burned my couch!
Txt Joke 30
August 28, 2008Mother (to teenage son): How many times must I tell you
to keep your eyes closed during the prayer?
Anak: How do you know I don’t?
Txt Jokes 29
Grandson: Grandpa, did you once have a hair like snow?
Grandpa: Yes, my boy.
Grandson: Well, who shoveled it off?
Txt Jokes 28
“How come you look so worried?”
“I’m trying to make up my mind about going to a
wedding tomorrow”
“Who’s getting married?”
“I am!”
Txt Jokes 27
He: There are an awful lot of girls who don’t want to go steady.
She: How do you know?
He: I’ve asked them.
Txtjokes 26
One day sa Enchanted Kingdom…
Guy: Sweetheart, if I’d known that tunnel was long.
I’d have given you a kiss…
Girl: Then who kissed me?
Txtjokes 25
August 27, 2008“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“Of course, son. What do you want me to write?”
“Your name on my report card.”
Txtjokes 23
A cannibal warrior felt depressed. After listening to him the
witch doctor said: “The trouble with you is that you’re just fed up
with people.”
Txtjokes 22
Hubby: Dear, nakalulon ng sabon ung anak natin!!
Wifey: Pambihira! Paano na yung pinalaba kong panty sa’yo?
Txt Jokes 21
August 26, 2008Did you hear about the two shepherds who formed a partnership?
In the springtime, they shear and shear alike.
txtjokes 20
Stewardess: Would you like to go on the plane now?
First-time passenger: No thanks. I’d rather get in the plane.
Txt Jokes 18
Grabe, I have a terrible nightmare every night! I was shipwrecked
with a hundred sexy women…have you ever tried cooking for a
hundred people?
Txt Joke 17
Grabe, I had a terrible dream the entire night! I was running from
people who were chasing me, and when I woke up, I was sweating
and somewhere in Baguio.
