New Year Resolution Txt Joke
September 25, 2008Making New Year Resolutions is like holding onto a hot coal. It
takes courage to follow it, but it feels so damn good when you
drop it!
New Year Resolutions Txt Joke
New Year resolutions and glass fire alarm are similar–they’re
both made to be broken.
Christmas Card Txt Joke
Do you want to save on christmas cards this year? Send one card
in the form of chain letter!
God’s Txt Quote
September 24, 2008People on earth say God is dead. No! He’s just staying in heaven
for reason of His health.
Tubero txt Joke
Magaling talaga yung tubero na nag service sa amin. Pag mag-
shower ako, lahat ng ilaw namamatay at yung TV tumutulo.
EDSA Txt Joke
Sorry dear i can text you only now. Traffic was so heavy in EDSA
that when i pushed in my cigarette lighter, the man in the car in
front shouted “Aray ko!”
Shoes Txt Joke
September 23, 2008You’re dumb when…you have LEFT and RIGHT tattooed on your
toes so that you know which shoe should go on wich foot.
Hair Txt Joke
You’re dumb when…you part your hair in the middle beacause you
can’t remember each morning wich side to part it.
Tattoo Txt Joke
You’re dumb when…you tattoo your address on your forehead so
that if you get lost, you could mail yourself home.
Doctor TxtJoke
I had an appointment with doctor who promised he could cure
my insomnia, but he overslept.
Man And Dog Txt Joke
September 22, 2008What’s the difference between a man and a dog? If you pick up a
starving dog and make him prosper, he will not bite you.
Eh ikaw kaya…
Bachelors Txt Joke
Men are bachelors by choice: sometimes it’s their choice, and
sometimes it’s the choice of the women they meet.
Married man Txt Joke
MARRIED MAN: Head of household.
BACHELOR: has total control of the TV remote in the house.
